The Long and Short of It

Apparently, my word isn't enough for some of my friends. They demand visual proof that I once had sensuous, long hair. Well, here it is, in all its various states (excluding those excludable years prior to 11th grade). My personal fave is of me in my sexy latino leasure suit outfit at a co-op halloween party. "Ladies, form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives." It's me at my pinnacle of sexitudinous...ous. Unfortunately, it was a wig and drawn on side burns.